Friday, May 27, 2011

Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen

First Line:  IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Last Line:  With the Gardiners, they were always on the most intimate terms. Darcy, as well as Elizabeth, really loved them; and they were both ever sensible of the warmest gratitude towards the persons who, by bringing her into Derbyshire, had been the means of uniting them.

25 comments:

  1. This book is very terrible! You all are terrible people and I'm better than all of you!

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    1. Lady Catherine, what are you doing here?

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  2. Here are simply beautiful words. Pay no attention to the attention-seeking imbeciles above.

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  3. Pride and Prejudice is my favorite book!!!! What are you talking about Anonymous May 30? It is obvious that you cannot read judging by your awfully worded comment. As for Anonymous July 24, I agree!!! This is a beautiful book.

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  4. Swurl.... you smell.

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  5. Swurl, you are absolutely correct. This book is lovely. I've read it at least three times. :)

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  6. this book smells so bad that it makes me smell bad.

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  7. i suffered through that hardship many years ago. youll find that multiple showers wont even clear your smelliness. heres a tip, Don't READ IT!

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  8. ^ this guy is a genius

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  9. all this book does is support womens rights...

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  10. Who cares about women's rights? Not male chauvinists!

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  11. Excuse me i am a female.

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  12. so am I! I am appauled! never in my days have I ever read such human indecency you should be ashamed

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  13. You should be ashamed. Saying that this wonderful work of literature is smelly!!!

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  14. I think it smells like radishes.

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  15. Radishes are for food! NOT FOR SMELLING!

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  16. I eat through my nose just like everyone else does!

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  17. What kind of monster doesnt eat through their nose

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  18. sometimes when im bored at home i like to wrap myself in tin foil, put butter on my head and pretend im a potato

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  19. mmmmmm i like potatoes

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  20. anonymous at November 26 at 5:01AM Great opening line for an autobiography

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